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Jock Samson Tells ALL!

By on February 13, 2013
Inner View

McCormick: Welcome to another edition of the Inner View. And before I introduce our guest this week let me just go ahead and say that this article unfortunately contains some very strong language, please be aware.

We’ve got a very special interview for you this week with Jock Samson, thank you for joining us Jock.

Jock: @#$% Off! Just get on with it.

McCormick: Well alright then, how did you get your start in professional wrestling?

Jock: I started in the small town of Logan, Ohio where I came into contact with a Man name Brian Logan (who was Damien in the Disciples of Synn in OVW) who broke me in the right way….the hard way… I learned respect for MY business from him and was fortunate to learn my craft from him. I’ve been wrasslin for 8 yrs now.

Disciples of Synn with Brian Logan on the left.

McCormick: And who are/were some of your biggest influences in the business?

Jock: Roddy Piper, Ric Flair, Stan Hansen and “Beautiful”‘ Bobby Eaton, But mainly myself.

Stan Hansen applying his vicious lariat

McCormick: How exactly does one list themselves as an influence?

Jock: I’m the one who puts in the hours training and studying. I am the single biggest driving force in my career. You try growing up where I did and not have JACK@#$% and you see where that comes from dip@#$%.

Jock enters War Games at War X

Jock enters War Games at War X

McCormick: Ok moving on, what would be your dream matchup?

Jock: Jock Samson vs Ric Flair, or Stan Hansen.

McCormick: Who has been your toughest opponent in your career?

Jock: Well considering that I can outfight anyone it would have to be just recently with that piece of @#$% Dusty Dillinger as he went punch for punch with me…so I’d say Dusty.

Jock squaring off with his nemesis Dusty Dillinger

Jock squaring off with his nemesis Dusty Dillinger

McCormick: You’ve been in War Wrestling for a couple of years now, how do you feel the landscape has changed since your debut?

Jock: WAR hasn’t really changed all that much…The only people that WAR management gives anything worthwhile is the ones that kiss Big Tom’s ass. The only good thing is that their ain’t no more worthless midgets and grown up 4 year olds stinking up MY locker room.

McCormick: I’m guessing that quote is in reference to one of your first matches here in War Wrestling where you were involved in a 6 man tag with some wrestlers you aren’t very fond of am I correct?

Jock: Well I guess you can say that douchebag! All I kept hearing how great WAR was and how much money they made up there and they give me a @#$%ing midget and a dumbass named Swenson.

McCormick: Now Mr. Samson there is no need for namecalling, I am just trying to help you vent the frustration you seem to be feeling towards War management.

Jock: @#$% you

McCormick: Please clean up the language Mr. Samson, like I said I am just trying to get to the bottom of your issue with War Wrestling that has seen you lash out against people like Carl the bellringer and Jayme Mason in recent months.

Jock: You wanna go there? Ill tell you what….Ever since I have been at WAR they have been letting people in my ring that have no damn place in MY ring. Everyone from a midget, a dumb@#$%, a bellringer and a worthless freakin woman! Apparently she didn’t know her role in society and left the kitchen where EVERY SINGLE WOMAN BELONGS. Dumbass Carl just needs to just go away and get a @#$% life.

McCormick: You are entitled to your opinion I guess so I will have to agree to disagree on that statement.

One of the rumors that has been floating around the UAW Hall is that you are also quite unhappy with the referees of War Wrestling, any truth to that?

Jock: Well you went and hired a bunch of border jumpers who can’t even speak English in AMERICA where the number one language is ENGLISH. There ain’t nothing worse than a stinking Mexican trying to be the boss in MY ring when he should just go back where he came from. This is what is wrong with our Country let alone WAR Wrestling when any Tom, Dick and Harry can climb a fence, come over here and take jobs away from natural born citizens like myself who grew up in a small, rural area in Southeastern Ohio, Appalachia Ohio (Nelsonville, Ohio) where foreigners came over here and stole jobs from members of my family. To say the very least they are all incompetent.

McCormick: War Wrestling only hires quality and qualified talent, but once again you are entitled to your opinion, it is your right to feel that way.

You’ve stated in one of your numerous videos that 2013 is not only the year of the Jock but also that you will become champion by December. How do you expect to accomplish such a lofty goal?

Jock: I will just go out and beat the @#$% out of everyone that Big Tom puts in front of me and he will have no choice. I don’t care what I have to do to get that done I will do it. Just like I got myself into the WAR X main event! Watch what you say, Jock Samson will be Main Eventing WAR 11! Sounds good doesn’t it bitch?

McCormick: Not to be the bearer of bad news sir but Team Jock Dynasty lost their matchup at War X as you and Robby Starr both tapped out to close out the show.

Team Jock represented by Jock and Robby Starr at War X

Team Jock represented by Jock and Robby Starr at War X

Jock: I just would like to point out that Robby Starr’s hand was the first to tap out. I did not tap out, but I’m sure WAR management will give him a title shot over me cause he cost my team the match.

McCormick: Robby Starr will be receiving a title match, but not the one I am sure you are referencing as he takes on Mikey D, the new Respect Champion at “Aftermath” on March 9th while you take on….well….a mystery opponent who has put his name on the line in hope of “ending your reign of terror”.

Jock: Of course it’s still a title shot right? I haven’t had one single title shot, not even a tag title shot, but anyway you can call whatever it is I do, it will never stop. I dont care who I have to hurt, WAR management, refs, ring announcer, anyone affiliated with WAR Wrestling or even the fans. Jock Samson’s Reign of Terror will NEVER end and you can take that to the bank. I promise people will get hurt if they get in my way!

A bloody Jock Samson left War Games without a win

A bloody Jock Samson left War Games without a win to his credit.

McCormick: Alright well those are all of the questions I have for you unless there is something else you’d like to add.

Jock: Yeah, I hope and pray all the bad things in life happen to you and the rest of the Lima community. Please do not try to contact me, I am not your friend.

McCormick: Thank you for joining us Jock and good luck with your mystery opponent on March 9th.

Jock: Blow me

Thank you for reading what is sure to be the most controversial article ever published here on WarWrestling.com and if for some reason you are a glutton for punishment check Jock out on twitter @jocksamson.

Don’t forget that we’re less than a month away from the IPPV viewing party on March 2nd, get your tickets because they’re going fast. Be sure to follow me on twitter as well for all the breaking news for “Aftermath” on March 9th @McCormickWAR.

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