Eli McFly for Valentines Day

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On the eve of Valentine’s Day, I received the following message from Eli McFly with the instructions to publish it “for his Valentine”.

After reading it, I don’t see how I couldn’t publish this.

It seems that Eli has written a love poem for his Valentine….the Respect Title.

Rose Are Red, Violets Are Blue.
I am gorgeous and so are you.
When I first saw you
It was love at first sight.
No one else saw it
But they’ll see the light
The way that I hold you
Your warm embrace
Brings us together
With you around my waist
My Heart’s on fire
Your touch makes me weak
Mikey D doesn’t deserve you
His chances are bleak
I’ll never let you go
He’ll never get you back
As much as he tries
I have the talent that he lacks
Now Raguel is seeking justice
But he’ll never understand
He’s running in hell’s playground
But this is my homeland
His mask hides a lie
And he better beware
He’s messing with a demon’s mind
Facing what no angel dares
So this I say to you
My Valentine of choice
You’re better than that last harlot
Dressed in leather and gold
You will be my new starlet

… Eli McFly will go one on one with “The Archangel of Justice” Raguel at W.A.R. Wrestling Aftermath on March 9th, 2013 from The UAW Hall in Lima, Ohio.